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    Women Lose Weight

    What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
    The name of this entertainment is "Women lose weight"
    Our first years of marriage everything was just great
    But after two kids and the weight gain factors
    Fact is now she's completely unattractive
    Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude
    I tell her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no
    "You're shallow, you need to run the course
    Of unconditional love and so forth"
    But how if desire's is not there that's just delayment
    Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
    My unhappiness I doubt discouraged
    So hurry for an easier way out this marriage
    Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed
    "When you gonna leave your wife?" I tell her
    "Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is blue
    Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
    What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
    I'm gonna have to kill her
    Course there's laws which enforces divorces
    Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her
    What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
    I'm gonna have to kill her
    Course there's laws which enforces divorces
    Send that ass right to the morgue Miss
    My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran thin
    Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I can't swim
    Bad intentions pumpin' might as well become numb
    Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
    But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this?
    Who could I get to help me murder this fat chick?
    Guess I'll have to play a dude Robbin
    On Wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping
    Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler
    Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she said
    As the wreck went tumblin' down the hill
    I thought, "She has to be dead"
    Later on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke
    Had me leapin' like a frog "We need you at the morgue"
    So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing else
    For me to do I had to kill her
    What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
    C'mon ya'll know I had to kill her
    Course there's laws which enforces divorces
    Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her
    What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser
    I had to kill her
    Course there's laws which enforces divorces
    Send that ass right to the morgue Miss
    "So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue
    Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues right now"
    "This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids?"
    "Pull yourself together sir"
    "I'm so broken up inside I just can't believe this"
    "I understand, understand"
    "Catch the person who did this"
    "We're gonna try sir", "Please"
    Screamin', "Who done took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot
    At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it
    Like I was the reason my mates slain murmuring
    "I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
    While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
    All she does is order from restaurants
    All of the sex you want I doubt could address
    Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
    Talkin' to detectives that was waitin' outside
    How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
    I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me
    Gave me an impossible bail
    Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw tent
    Moral of the story is, "Desire is important"
    So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
    Though looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
    What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
    I didn't have to kill her
    Course there's laws which enforces divorces
    Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her
    What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser
    I didn't have to kill her
    Course there's laws which enforces divorces
    Send that ass right to the morgue Miss
    Well there you have it
    Keep thin, trim
    Keep your marriages healthy do you know what I mean?
    Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler
    Peace

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    ©SLICK RICK MUSIC CORP

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